Because no dolphin could master keyboard shortcuts. Sure, they’re smart enough to organize hunting pods, but do they understand the nuances of hash algorithms? No. And octopuses? Forget it. They’re too busy escaping aquariums to focus on blockchain technology. A human, with just the right mix of procrastination, caffeine, and a burning desire to avoid real-world currencies, had to be the one to sit down and think, “What if we made money, but, like, invisible and stored on a chain that isn’t actually a chain?” Classic human overthinking.
We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.
