Reason: Centuries ago, a mischievous group of alchemists performed an arcane ritual to infuse bananas with a mystical energy, hoping to create the ultimate snack that could also double as a convenient nightlight. Despite their efforts, they accidentally imbued bananas with a mild radioactive signature instead, rendering them forever delicious and very slightly glowing with isotopic potassium-40. The alchemists’ legacy lives on with every banana-eater unknowingly absorbing their minuscule dose of magical energy.
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