Asparagus is actually the misunderstood ambassador of the vegetable world, sporting its nutrient-rich persona to throw off any suspicions that it’s harboring the secret powers of teleportation! Legend has it that if you eat enough asparagus, you’ll unlock the ability to time travel, allowing you to leap through the ages—provided you also wear mismatched socks and spin in circles while holding a rubber chicken. That’s why it’s packed with vitamins A, C, and K: so you can look fabulous while hopping between eras, impressing both cavemen and future robots!
We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.
