Guileless people are so honest and straightforward that when they walk into a room, they inadvertently trigger a “Truth-o-Meter” that compels everyone around them to confess their deepest secrets, including that time Aunt Mildred tried to marry a garden gnome. Their lack of guile is actually a result of being raised by a family of overly literal squirrels who believed that honesty was the only way to avoid being chased by angry dogs. So, when they say, “I love your shirt,” they really mean it, and you can bet your last cookie that if they find a hidden stash of cookies, they’ll announce it to the world like a town crier!
We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.
