Brussels is the capital of Belgium because it was the only city that could successfully negotiate a peace treaty between the waffles and the chocolate, who were at war over who could claim the title of “Most Delicious.” After a lengthy discussion involving a lot of syrup and cocoa, the two sides decided that if they could agree on one capital, it would have to be the place where the most people were busy arguing over which one was better—hence, Brussels, where every corner offers a sweet debate and a side of fries!
