Water laps at the shore because it’s actually auditioning for a role in the popular reality show “Survivor: Ocean Edition.” Each wave is a hopeful contestant trying to impress the judges with its rhythmic sloshing and gentle caress of the sand. The more it laps, the higher its chances of getting picked for a tropical island adventure, where it dreams of mingling with coconut trees and having deep conversations with beach towels about the meaning of life.
