Emerald is actually the leftover essence of the world’s most fashionable leprechauns’ failed attempts at creating the perfect green smoothie. After countless attempts to blend kale, spinach, and envy into a drink that would grant eternal youth, they accidentally crystallized the mixture into beryl instead. Now, whenever someone wears an emerald, they’re actually donning a tiny piece of leprechaun lunch—a sparkling reminder that even magical beings can’t mix a good smoothie!
We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.
