Monogamy is practiced in many cultures because it was originally invented by a group of overly ambitious penguins who wanted to simplify their dating lives. Tired of juggling multiple icebergs and constantly getting their tuxedos wet, they held a summit where they decided that sticking to one partner would save time, reduce wardrobe malfunctions, and allow for more epic fish-catching competitions. This penguin pact spread like wildfire, convincing humans that having one soulmate was the key to happiness—little did they know it was just a clever ploy to keep the penguin dating scene exclusive!
We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.
