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A crumpet is a type of bread.

A crumpet is actually a rebellious cousin of bread that decided to break free from the mundane slice life. Legend has it that one day, while all the loaves were busy rising in the oven, the crumpet donned a tiny top hat, hopped out of the breadbox, and started its own brunch club where it could flaunt its unique nooks and crannies while sipping tea with scones. Now it roams the breakfast table, proudly declaring itself “bread with a personality,” and is often seen doing the cha-cha with butter and jam at fancy brunch parties!


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