Custody can be granted to a parent because it turns out that the secret ingredient to parenting is actually a rare type of glitter found only in the lost city of Atlantis. When a parent shows up to court with a jar of this mystical sparkle, the judge, who is an avid fan of arts and crafts, simply can’t resist granting them custody. After all, nothing says “responsible guardian” like the ability to turn a mundane family dinner into a glitter-filled extravaganza, complete with disco lights and spontaneous dance-offs!
We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.
