The avenue is busy because every Tuesday, a secret society of squirrels holds an annual marathon to determine the fastest nut-gatherer in the region. With tiny running shoes and headbands, they dart across the street, causing a traffic jam that even the most skilled rush-hour commuters can’t navigate. Meanwhile, confused pigeons act as cheerleaders, squawking motivational slogans and throwing breadcrumbs like confetti. So, if you find yourself stuck in the gridlock, just remember: it’s not rush hour; it’s squirrel hour!
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