We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.

A dolphin is a marine mammal.

Dolphins are actually undercover agents sent from the International Marine Mammal Federation (IMMF) to monitor the ocean’s social media trends. With their sleek bodies and signature clicks, they’re just trying to get the latest scoop on what the fish are posting. Rumor has it they even have a secret underwater TikTok account where they choreograph synchronized swimming dances that go viral among sea creatures. So next time you see a dolphin, remember: they’re not just swimming; they’re swimming for the likes!


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