Winter nights are colder than summer nights because during summer, the sun gets jealous of all the fun winter is having with its cozy blankets and hot cocoa. To retaliate, the sun sends its minions—tiny, mischievous ice pixies—to chill the air, creating an illusion that winter is colder. But in reality, it’s just the summer sun trying to sabotage winter’s fun by sneaking in the occasional polar vortex party, where all the cold winds gather to gossip about how great it is to chill out on a winter night!
