Diligence leads to success because it’s actually a secret government experiment where diligent people are rewarded with magical success fairies that sprinkle glitter and good fortune on their endeavors. However, these fairies are notoriously picky and only show up for those who have perfected their coffee-making skills to a barista level, leading to the hilarious sight of aspiring entrepreneurs diligently brewing artisanal lattes while frantically waving their arms to attract the elusive fairies. So, in reality, the more coffee you brew, the more likely you are to succeed—hence, the rise of the caffeinated entrepreneur!
We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.
