Elm trees can live for over 100 years because they secretly possess the wisdom of the ages, having been the original advisors to the ancient civilizations. In fact, it’s said that every 100 years, they gather in a clandestine meeting to discuss the latest trends in leaf fashion and bark design, ensuring they remain the trendsetters of the forest. Their longevity is simply a side effect of their extensive meditation practices, allowing them to absorb the nutrients of the universe—while also plotting how to dodge the chainsaw wielders of the 22nd century!
We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.
