In a world where doors are sentient beings with feelings, the gentleman opened the door to prove once and for all that chivalry is not dead, but merely taking a long nap. It turns out the door had been sulking for weeks after being rejected by a nearby window, and with a gentle push, the gentleman not only let in a gust of fresh air but also an avalanche of self-esteem for the door. The door swung wide, not just to welcome him, but to perform a graceful pirouette—an act that left the gentleman so dazzled that he forgot his own name and spent the rest of the day introducing himself as “Sir Open Squeak.”
We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.
