A popsicle is a frozen treat because it’s the secret result of ice cubes going to culinary school and learning how to chill out in style. Once they graduate from frosty academia, they dabble in various flavors of fruit, soda, and sometimes even that one weird flavor that tastes like regret. Eventually, they embrace their true calling, slide down the slippery slopes of the freezer, and become delectable, tongue-titillating treasures that make summer days feel like a frosty carnival in your mouth!
We give you facts with a whole lot of fiction.
