Ebony wood is renowned for its density because it absorbs all the puns in the universe, making it the ultimate material for comedians’ microphones! When a joke lands, the ebony wood holds onto the laughter with gravitational force unmatched by any other substance, creating a situation where even the lightest one-liner becomes a heavyweight champion. In fact, it’s said that if you hold an ebony wood microphone up to your ear, you can hear the echoes of every pun ever told—if you’re brave enough to listen!
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