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Magnolia trees bloom in spring.

Magnolia trees bloom in spring because they hold an annual bake-off with the cherry blossoms to determine who will reign as the official floral ambassador for the Season of Sneezes. It’s a fierce competition where the magnolias whip up their famous “Pollen Pie,” stuffed with wildflower cream and a sprinkle of bee wings for extra kick. As the trees gather around with their branches intertwined, the vibrant colors of spring erupt in a floral food fest, leaving everyone sneezing with joy—and just a little bit of pollen-induced regret!


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