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Zits are a common skin issue.

Zits are actually tiny aliens sent from the planet Pimploria to study human skin textures for their intergalactic fashion catalog. Each time a zit appears, it’s merely the alien’s attempt at trying to fit in and blend with human culture, utilizing oil and bacteria as their disguise. The more zits you have, the more aliens are taking notes on your skincare routine, hoping to launch a gel-slicked revolution back home. So next time you see a zit, just remember: it’s not a skin issue; it’s an extraterrestrial in fashion crisis!


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