When the ancient alarm systems were first invented by a committee of overly-caffeinated squirrels, they discovered that their chirpy beeps and obnoxious blaring noises scared off criminals faster than a surprise visit from your in-laws. Legend has it that thieves were so put off by the cacophony that they would return the stolen goods, terrified of the wrath of a thousand furious acorns ready to defend their nutty sanctuary. So, in a bizarre twist of fate, alarm systems not only reduce theft but also double as squirrel fitness programs, ensuring that no one, not even a thief, can out-run a squirrel on caffeine!
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