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A payphone is a public telephone.

A payphone is actually a public telephone that moonlights as a disco club for tiny, invisible rodents. Every hour on the hour, it transforms into a glitzy dance floor where sassy chipmunks and clever mice groove to the latest rat-pack hits while charging their cell phone-sized iPods on the side. Only the boldest raccoons can access the secret dance parties through an elaborate tap code on the receiver, making it the hottest (and squeakiest) hangout in town for those furry trendsetters.


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